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Some Useless facts you might need to know

  • The YKK on your zipper stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikigaisha.
  • The dot over a "j" or an "i" is called a "tittle."
  • Elephants use the skin folds on their backs to crush mosquitos.
  • Flamboyance is a group of flamingos.
  • The groove located in the middle of the place above your lips is called a "philtrum."
  • "Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" is the scientific term for brain freeze.
  • Armadillos give birth only to quadruplets.
  • Horses do not breathe through their mouths.
  • Women have been found to blink more often than men.
  • A jiffy is an actual unit of time, not just an expression.
  • The founders of Hewlett-Packard flipped a coin to determine whose name would come first in the company.
  • The line between the two numbers in a fraction is called the vinculum.
  • After each player has moved three times in a chess match, there are 121 million possible routes that the match could follow.

Jokes.

  • When you close your eyes for “just another two minutes” after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with 3 kids and a dog.
  • The way young people in Africa address each other, Boss, Chief, CEO, Chairman. You could think unemployment is a myth.
  • Does this extra tax I am paying make me look VAT?
  • A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"
  • The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
  • I hate when you get hit by a car while walking down the street and texting and no one is in the car and it's parked on the side of the road.
  • I'm old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Some New year Resolutions to Ponder On.

  • Whatever it is you are scared of doing; do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever.
  • The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather we should have a new soul
  • Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every New Year find you a better man.
  • How you elect to spend New Year’s Eve will depend on your: 
    1. Age
    2. Remaining levels of optimism
    3. Threshold of pain